Ms. Denney's Class

• Never ramp railroad tracks on a golf cart.
• Don't pretend your cat is a dentist patient.
• Never blow in a dog's face.
• Take your glasses off on a roller coaster.
• Never play super-heroes with your ADHD nephews.
• Try not to eat more than 2 burritos in one sitting.
• Don't ride your scooter by a creep's house.
• Never set your phone on top of your car.
• Don't make a deal if you know you're going to break it.
• Never have a water balloon fight with frozen balloons.
• You shouldn't eat powdered donuts with a black shirt on.
• Don't run from lions.
• Try not to grunt when you're in a stall.
• Don't talk about Mortal Kombat around girls.
• Never kiss your boyfriend in front of your dad.
• Think twice before you skate with a phone in your back pocket.
• Don't stare at strobe lights for too long.
• Never run up wooden stairs with wet flip-flops.
• Don't rip hangnails off slowly.
• Always look at the expiration date.
• Don't balance your Xbox on your head.
• Never trust a cat.
• Don't put berries in your nose.
• Never go down a snowy hill in a trash bag.
• You shouldn't lean on a screen window.
• Don't fake like you need glasses.
• Keep liquid away from computers.
• Never do math homework with a pen.
• Don't pee in the bathtub.

Mr. Williams's Class

• Make sure to never mix a red sock with the white clothes.
• Don't eat corn when you have braces.
• If you have gas, hold it in.
• Don't play dress-up with your cat.
• Tell your mom you love her before going to bed.
• Don't skateboard in high heels.
• Never scare an old person with heart problems.
• Don't pretend to be dead.
• Don't joke around with a person who has anger issues.
• Never fall asleep when your friends are still awake.
• Do your homework BEFORE sports practice.
• Look before you sit on a toilet.
• Don't pick at your lip.
• You shouldn't make fun of old people.
• Never flick a cat's ear.
• Don't go from a hot tub into a cold pool.
• Never eat the last piece of pie.
• Stay away from Ouija Boards.
• Don't tell your grandma it wouldn't kill her to be nice for a day.
• Always get your girlfriend something special on a holiday.
• Don't hold a bottle with a firecracker inside.
• Never go to Sonic in the winter.
• Try not to wear white pants to school.
• You shouldn't use a shaver until you're mature.
• Think before you do it.
• Never be friends with a snitch.
• Always put your heart into your stories.
• Don't hide in trash cans.
• You shouldn't tell Grandma you're going to take her to the crazy shack.
• Never pour blue dye in the pool.
• Remember to twist your earrings.
• Always put out cookies for Santa.
• Never use a trash bag for a parachute.
• Don't get Grandma angry.
• Never spin your cat after she just ate.
• Think twice before you jump out a window.
• Don't back up a 4-wheeler without looking behind you.
• Never curse at your parents in Walmart's parking lot.

Ms. Docter's Class

• Be careful when you close a Marine Corps pocket knife.
• Never eat a worm.
• Don't let the birds out when the ceiling fan is on.
• Never roll down stairs in a wheelchair.
• Think twice before riding a 4-wheeler on ice.
• Never steal a balloon from a clown.
• Don't color your hair with a Sharpie.
• Be careful about what you post on Facebook.
• When you show off, all you do is embarrass yourself.
• Never eat tuna salad before basketball practice.
• Don't ride your scooter down the garage roof.
• Think before running down a muddy hill.
• You shouldn't let an old man cut your hair.
• Never look in a toilet after you went.
• Don't put a ramp under a Slip-N-Slide
• If at all possible, never use a Port-a-Potty
• Be whoever you want to be.
• Don't do stupid stuff in public.
• Think twice before trying to catch a squirrel.
• Not smart to hang from a weak branch in the top of a tree.
• Stay away from barbed wire.
• Don't tell your mom she has dirt in her nails.
• Try not to use your sibling as a karate post.
• You really shouldn't bite your cat back.
• If your sisters have makeup... run!
• Cavities hurt.
• Never go down the stairs on a mattress.
• Don't ever ask someone if she's pregnant.
• Never bowl with 2 balls.
• Don't jump off the roof onto a trampoline.